
My least favorite thing in the entire universe might be traffic tickets.
So.
In the interest of protecting your pocketbooks, I bring you...
New traffic laws in Texas.
1. Teen Drivers: Effective September 1, 2009, the laws for teenage drivers are getting tougher. Drivers younger than 18 are banned from using cell phones while driving (dialing, talking, texting).
2. Driving in a School Zone: Effective September 1, 2009, the use of a wireless device within a school zone is prohibited (except while the vehicle is stopped or with a hands-free device). The fine is up to $200. Note: Cities must post a sign at each school zone (For you Dallas Dwellers, the signs are already up in Highland Park).
3. Seat Belts: Effective September 1, 2009, all occupants of a vehicle, no matter their age, front and back seat, must wear seatbelts.

Thirdly, I have discovered a very essential piece of life wisdom today.
For all of you who stress out when you wake up to discover an unfortunate breakout, a terrible hair day, or other issues that you feel everyone is noticing, fear not!
......because today I discovered you can cut eight inches off your hair and almost nobody will even notice. It's comforting, really.
I should have learned this lesson when it comes to weddings. You may lay awake at night worrying whether the shade of red in the church carpet will clash with the red in the bridesmaids' dresses, but the truth is...
... just a few short months (or even weeks!) after your wedding, even your best friends won't be able to remember what song you walked down the aisle to, or what color the bouquets were.
It's comforting, really.

- Mohandas Gandhi
What does this mean in my life? What people, or systems, must I stop cooperating with?

3 comments:
OH! Please post photos of the new hair! Did you donate?
I also would like to see pics of your hair, or I'll have to swim across the pool to knock on your door to see for myself!!
Well I'll just have to do that! It wasn't quite enough to donate- you need 11 inches the last time I looked. Suz, I'll have to come show you:)
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