Friday, May 1, 2009

May possibly contract Swine Flu.

Friends, you may want to call me and say goodbye. This afternoon I am boarding a COMMERCIAL AIRCRAFT and flying to a state that BORDERS MEXICO. This may well be it, so goodbye, cruel world. Give my life insurance to the orphans.


For a laugh, please peruse at your leisure:

I'm heading off for a little reunion with college dear ones who are flung to the far winds. Hiking, some tasty wine, long dinners, sunshine-intensive poolside time, old friends- sounds like the perfect remedy for frozen lunches and public transportation.

Those who cannot make it will be sorely missed. It will not be the same without you.

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